Dumb Warnings: Hygiene

Directions: Use like regular soap.

Dial Soap

Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling the contents can be harmful or fatal.

Pantene Pro-V Flexible Hold Pro Vitamin Hairspray

Avoid getting in eyes.

Aussie Mega Shampoo

Warning: Do not use this products on infants under 6 months of age.

Clearasil Medicated Antibacterial Cleanser

For adult external use only.

Bath & Body Works Tranquil Sleep Body Lotion

Avoid contact with the eyes. For adult use only.

Florabella Shower Cream with Moisturizer

Final step: “Pull up underwear”.

Unknown Tampons

CAUTION: This is not a toy.

Bath & Body Works Moisture Rich Body Lotion

For adult use only.

Greenhill & York Florabella Foam Bath With Moisturizer

Not intended for human consumption.

Mr. Bubbles