Dumb Warnings: Miscellaneous

This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Komatsu Floodlight

Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Scripto “Aim ‘n Flame” Butane Lighter

Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Auto-Shade Windshield Visor

WARNING: Do not attempt flips or other acrobatic stunts

Unknown Trampoline

Keeps doors open!

Waxman Soft Touch Doorstops

Caution: Non-Flamable

Unknown Fire Extinguisher

Caution: Risk of fire

Pine Mountain Fire Logs

WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury.

General Admission Ticket to Unknown Hockey Game

Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.

On Rear of Big Rig, San Francisco, CA

These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Unknown Earplugs