Dumb Warnings: Miscellaneous

To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.

Blockbuster Giftcard

Caution: Do not swallow contents.

Stadium Football

All divers must land in water!

Unknown Diving Board

Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Unknown Matches

caution: this tool will cut

Machettee

Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.

Fender Guitar

Warning: Do not ignite in face.

Zippo Lighter

Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury

Unknown Car Fanbelt