Dumb Warnings: Miscellaneous

Warning: Do not ignite in face.

Zippo Lighter

Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Unknown Pepper Spray

Keep out of children.

Unknown Korean Kitchen Knife

Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Auto-Shade Windshield Visor

WARNING: Pucks, hockey sticks, balls, bats, racquets, and other objects flying into spectator area can cause serious injury.

General Admission Ticket to Unknown Hockey Game

Do not ingest.

Unknown Lava Lamp

Do not put boiling water or more than 10% alcohol in this cup.

Unknown Glass Cup

WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Fix-a-Flat

Do not eat or inhale, if so induce vomiting.

Unknown Block of Lead (One Ton)

All divers must land in water!

Unknown Diving Board