Dumb Warnings: Miscellaneous

  

 

caution: this tool will cut

Machettee

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Warning: Not for Human Consumption

Bloodworms (frozen red mosquito larvae sold as food for tropical fish)

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Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.

Fender Guitar

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Warning: Do not ignite in face.

Zippo Lighter

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Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury

Unknown Car Fanbelt

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Warning! Improper packing of this parachute may result in serious injury or death to the user!!

Unknown Parachute

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Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Unknown Christmas Lights

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Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.

Cosco Car Seat with Instructional Video

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Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Unknown Pepper Spray

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Use for sex only – not to be eaten

Trojan Condoms

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