Dumb Warnings: Miscellaneous

Warning: Do not operate at high or excessive speeds.

Yamaha Banshee 4-wheeler (One of fastest sport ATVs on market)

Made in America. Parts from Japan. Assembled in Mexico.

Fender Guitar

Warning: Remove tape before using car seat.

Cosco Car Seat with Instructional Video

Not Dishwasher Safe

RCA Television Remote Control

Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Scripto “Aim ‘n Flame” Butane Lighter

Caution: Risk of fire

Pine Mountain Fire Logs

Warning: Not for human consumption

Triops Fish Food

Do not consume

Home Depot Treated Lumber

To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.

Foodsealer (Vacuum seals foods)

Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Ansell Condoms