Dumb Warnings: Signs

Street closed to traffic when flooded.

Many streets in Savannah, GA

If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.

Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee

Do not place buttered bread in the toasters!

University of North Texas Cafeteria

Sign depicts a slight curve in the road

Vreeland Road, Flat Rock, MI

NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)

Entrance to a Cemetery in Blyth, Northumberland, England

Parking for drive-thru service only

McDonald’s in Johnson City, NY

In a roadside sign reads, “No Signs”

Somewhere in Ohio…

Public Property, Keep out!

Jefferson City, Missouri High School Football Field

Structures built by SONCIN. Drive carefully.

Unknown Bridge, Toronto, Canada

Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range.

Lime Kiln Park, Grafton, WI