Dumb Warnings: Signs
Various state-issued construction signs in a childish handwriting say “Slow down my daddy (and mommy) works here” and “FREE Speeding Tickets Ahead!”
Plank spread across driveway: “No Porking”
Children Drive Slowly
Street closed to traffic when flooded.
A sign on a telephone pole reads, “No Posting Signs”.
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State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers
Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers
If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.
Do not drive into smoke.