Dumb Warnings: Signs
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Do not pass snowplows on the right.
Children Drive Slowly
Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers
Cruise ships use airport exit
Cemetery Road. Dead End
In case of flash flood climb to safety.
Impassable during high water.
The sign reads, “Please Pre-Pay in advance.”
A sign over the alley reads: “Please roll ball”
Thou shalt not park
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