Dumb Warnings: Toys

WARNING: This bag is not a toy.

McDonald’s Power Rangers Toy

This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!

Inflatable Dolphin

This broom does not actually fly.

Harry Potter Toy Broom

This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.

Flying Goku

Some assembly required.

Unknown 500-piece puzzle

Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000

Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.

“Guess Who” Game

CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Unknown Beach Ball

Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest.

Blow up Figaro toy from Mickey D’s (about the size of a CD)