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	<title>Dumb Warnings &#187; Toys</title>
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		<title>McDonald&#8217;s Power Rangers Toy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Powell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WARNING: This bag is not a toy.
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		<title>Inflatable Dolphin</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Powell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is not a lifesaving device! If used as floatation support, children must be under adult supervision!
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		<title>Harry Potter Toy Broom</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Powell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This broom does not actually fly.
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		<title>Flying Goku</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Powell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.
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		<title>Unknown 500-piece puzzle</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Powell</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Toys]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Some assembly required.
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		<title>Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbwarnings.com/toys/microsoft-flight-simulator-2000/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Powell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!
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		<title>&#8220;Guess Who&#8221; Game</title>
		<link>http://www.dumbwarnings.com/toys/guess-who-game/</link>
		<comments>http://www.dumbwarnings.com/toys/guess-who-game/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Powell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.
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		<title>Unknown Beach Ball</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Powell</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
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		<title>Blow up Figaro toy from Mickey D&#8217;s (about the size of a CD)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:14:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Powell</dc:creator>
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