Dumb Warnings: Yard Care

Do not use when temperature exceeds 140 Fahrenheit.

Unknown Wheelbarrow

Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.

Craftsman Push Mower

Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Jonsreds Chainsaw

This bag contains forest products.

Unknown Pine Bark Mulch

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Swedish Chainsaw

Description reads “WARNING – May cause cancer in California”

Roll-A-Hose